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Denver Mustache

This is the substance you see stuck to someone's upper lip and cheeks after they vomit hard. It is named as such due to its resemblance to a Denver omelette.
Dude, did you see Sarah after she yakked?

I know, total Denver Mustache.
by JonnyDenver June 19, 2010
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Mustafa Special

The Mustafa Special is the most pleasurable sexual position that a man and a woman can perform. Developed over several years, the Mustafa Special is characterized by its incorporation of multiple erogenous zones, its sensual nature, and its relatively simple execution making it extremely pleasurable for both partners.

How to perform the Mustafa Special:
1. The woman lies down on her stomach.
2. Place a small pillow underneath the navel to angle up the woman's butt so as to expose her vagina.
3. The male enters her vagina
4. The woman puts her feet together. This tightens her vagina, enhancing the pleasure for both partners.
5. The man takes one hand and massages the woman's clitoris. The pillow creates space making this process relatively effortless.
6. The man leans forward putting his weight on the woman. Experience says that the woman prefers most if not all of a man's weight on top of her. A man can use his legs and free arm to adjust the amount of weight to the woman's preference.
7. While leaning on top of the woman, the man should proceed to lick and kiss the neck and ear (depending on the woman's preference).
8. (Optional) Creativity is encouraged with the remaining free hand hand. Common activities include running the hand down the woman's side or through her hair. A more sensual use of the hand is to grasp the woman's hand. This way a man can sense the woman's pleasure by her grip and can squeeze back to heighten the sexual connection.
Girl: What was that!?!? It was the best thing that has every happened to me.
Boy: Oh that? It's called the Mustafa Special.
by Visionary_Innovator January 21, 2011
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Mustache rub

When a man tickles the womans pussy with his mustache
"I gave my wife a mean mustache rub when I was going down on her."
by Alsexx February 20, 2009
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must-o-bust

A person reeking of unusually dank, musty funk (with an occasional side of RAW, HOT OPEN SWEATY ASSHOLE), especially after sex. Smellin' like ALL TO BE DAMNED, 40,000 YEARS OF FUNK.
"yo, must-o-bust is lightin up the room so much, he has folks tearin' up n' gaggin n' shit...clear the room...call the fire department!"
by rhenvar January 9, 2010
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Dante Mustachio

After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"
She never talked to me again after she was Dante Mustachio.
by Dante Mustachio October 4, 2010
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Everything must go!

A term used by stores that are going out of business in order to inform customers subliminally that the store is closing and the inventory needs to be cleared out.
Random K-Mart store: EVERYTHING MUST GO! ALL PRODUCTS ARE NOW 30 TO 50% OFF! HAVE A NICE DAY!

Customer: Damn... After shopping at this store for 20 years and it being my favorite place to shop, its now closing. What's even more depressing is that they're making their customers think nothing bad is happening at all.
by dr.danger65 May 31, 2017
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Mustache De Mayo

Invented in 2007 by a group of co-workers from the western Chicago Suburb of Wood Dale, IL, Mustache De Mayo is often abbreviated to "MDM". Mustache De Mayo is a celebration of May 5th by proudly displaying hair on your upper lip for just one day. To achieve the maximum unveiling of the mustache, a full beard or goatee must be grown in advance. Most often than not the MDM participant will create a persona and dress up in a fashion that suits the "stache".
Mike: Hey did you see Carl's molestache this morning?!?!
Evan: Yup, It's Mustache De Mayo again!
by EpiSCOPE May 5, 2010
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