muffin

muffins means sex. You can say muffins anytime you would normally say the word sex.

I like muffins! We had muffins last night.
Home-made muffins
Otis spunkmeyer muffins (old people sex)
Lemon poppy seed muffins (sex when you're high)

by ataranlen September 06, 2006

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The one thing that pisses off cops more than being called a pig.

person "hey you pig!!"
cop "eh whatever"
person "hey muffin!!"
cop "what did you call me?!?!?" *pulls out gun*

by Dennis Kipp October 01, 2007

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a girl who's name you dont know but want to have sex with her

hey muffin... wanna hang at my crib

by Anonymous August 03, 2003

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When someone's clothing is too tight and a bulge of fat sits over the rim.

"My god Joe, that lady's muffin is big enough to feed africa"

"Tuck your muffin in Libby!"

by outlookonlife July 30, 2006

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a male with a pathetic "bowl" hair cut, bushy hair, a big head

a woman with a bushy vagina

by Sabertooth nigga December 01, 2004

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a coming together or gathering of women and specificly their muffs

"my sister is having a sleepover tonight"
"cool, a muffin at your house"

by Johnny bad boy B February 27, 2007

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a muffin is a vagina it sprouts when it get real hot and wet.

my girlfriends muffin was squirting at me letting me know its ready

by Big JUls August 22, 2004

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