Moses

A friendly introvert with all the common sense in the world. A bit insecure and he always has your back whenever you need him. He is very straight forward and has a great sense of humor

My friend moses has a great personality

by Your Local Black Friend June 8, 2019

Mousesports

A term to define the esports team everyone likes, but it also causes severe depression to its fans

Holy shit, mousesports just blew a 15-6 lead, I’m gonna kill myself

by Mousesports March 20, 2021

Rowdy Moses

Having rough sex with a girl on her period. As if you are parting the red sea.

Debbie: Did you guys get it on after the movie last night?
Samantha: Yeah, I'm on my period but he gave me a Rowdy Moses.

by Jarbs December 22, 2012

Dez Moines

The Incredible song off of The Devil Wears Prada new CD
"With Roots Above and Branches Below"

Dude:Yo mengg did you hear the TDWP new song on myspace; Dez Moines ?
Dude1:No , why would i ?
Dude: You havent lived if you didnt hear this song its like a fucking scissor kick on the back of your head.
Dude1: Is it that good ?
Dude: YEAH MAN ! wait till the album comes out , you'll fucking jizz yourself.

by emcsqrd March 14, 2009

Moses twist

This that victory dance when you are alone and no one's looking.
You can do whatever the fuck you feel like doing, that's the Moses twist.

After calling some hussies and lining up a root for the night I busted the Moses twist, got dressed, and went out 2 hit that shit.

by Munga_146 December 2, 2010

Moses Malone

The act of giving a blow job while wearing safety goggles resembling former NBA star Moses Malone while the receiver is on the toilet taking a shit.

She opened the bathroom door while I was taking a shit and offered to give me a blumkin, I handed her som goggles and requested a Moses Malone instead.

by Moses Malone 2 March 26, 2017

moosesus

the true plural for moose

Look at all those moosesus!

by sylvee177 April 29, 2020