Mah-moat

A word my little sister says because she can't speak great she says that word for remote also this could just mean you're really bored and looking through urban dictionary because you don't know what the fuck to do
Sissy give me my mah-moat
by Supupdog January 28, 2019
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Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.
Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025
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Moat

Moat- a great moustache (moe) + a great goatee (goat) = moat
"Hey greg that's a nice moat you have on your face mate", "thankyou Tyson"
by Poo@Gswag January 21, 2017
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Atticus Moats

A man who will stick his dick into any holes he can find, including his own
Damn that tree looking thick af” -Atticus Moats
by Alexmoreno August 23, 2018
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