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mandals

(noun)-man sandal-a men's summer shoe, that consists of black or brown leather that covers more than 50% of the foot, buckles and a thick sole.
On the way down to the shore, one of the buckles broke off of Serge's mandals and he had to use a rubber band to secure them.
by mandal-hater July 1, 2003
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Mandanga

Charly le da a la mandanga. Charly is an addict.
by makato August 5, 2008
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Mandatory Sex Party

The Mandatory Sex Party is a socially radical minor political party founded in October 2009, in the back woods of Montana. The Party's federal chairpersun is Allie Brosh. To date they have no elected members but momentum behind the MSParty is growing.

The MSParty believes in prosperity through population, coining the slogan, "Breeders are Leaders". In a political climate where many governments are contemplating the challenge of stemming population growth, the MSP takes the stance that population growth will provide the global community with the next generation of scientists, doctors, philosophers and theologians necessary to save the planet. They believe that population suppression risks the prevention of our future leaders being born.

The MSP launched a modest election campaign for November 8, 2011 cantered in Montana, with candidates also campaigning across Wyoming, North and South Dakota. A primary campaign tool being utilised by the MSP in this election race are 'mandatory sex parties'. The MSP, with its many policies supporting family growth, are encouraging supporters to throw pre election mandatory sex parties in the anticipation of having many blossoming families behind their podiums come November 8. Founding member Allie Brosh has been quoted on-line saying that the Party believes in growing their support across generations.
MSP supporter -I'm throwing a pre-election mandatory sex party this weekend, are you going to be coming?

MSP supporter's associate -I don't really know, I guess I've been thinking of looking into it, their policies and motivations seem sound. Who else is coming?

MSP supporter -Well we're quite excited, Allie Brosh is going to be there to give some motivational foreplay.

MSP supporter's associate -So the sex is really mandatory then?

MSP supporter -Yeah, hence the mandatory. Did I mention Allie Brosh is going to be there..?
by ShastaBare August 5, 2011
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Cataclismo mandaloriano

A Sithpedi revolution slogan. Coincidentally, it became widespread by its founder, Thetra. 3000 people, one sentence, Cataclismo mandaloriano! Some people think it's just a game, but it's actually much more. Some Fandom writers have sworn to perpetuate this legend. It will always be with us. Cataclismo mandaloriano!
User1: Cataclismo mandaloriano
User2: Cataclismo mandaloriano
A mod: ?ban @User1 @User2 reason: Cataclismo mandaloriano
by Caglarefek October 22, 2020
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Mandavoshka

The most offensive insult in the Russian language. Translates to English as "cunt" or "cunt louse"
Zatknis' nahui mandavoshka zhirnaya! (Shut the fuck up, you fat cunt!)
by RBK4LIFE September 4, 2011
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mandate

a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".
smeazles
Damn that mandate was off the hook
by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2004
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Mandar

The internal workings of a man which enable him to navigate from his inate sense of direction and without the aid of maps
Women: "Do you know where we are going, honey"

Man: "Don't fret your pretty little head, I have my mandar switched on".
by Jamsa June 23, 2009
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