what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in your gold medal trunk?
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!
I'm gonna get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady hump!
by d0nt_trust_her January 31, 2015

By the power vested in me, in the name of all bottomists I award you the much coveted brown medal.
Arise, my ass bandit, in the name of all that is good.
Arise, my ass bandit, in the name of all that is good.
by jurnt September 6, 2025

by johnathan May 13, 2005

After meeting up with those Belarusian Olympic Divers we went back to my hotel room and had Bronze Medal sex.
by ApricotFields June 7, 2019

by #woendjd August 13, 2018

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!
by M & MOB October 7, 2013

the medal awarded for finishing last
by jurnt September 4, 2025
