matis

Matis is an amazing guy he is so beautiful, very nice, kind he is one of the best person on earth

#matisthebest #matistheamazing

by Jacko lantern November 24, 2020

Mati Phenomenon

The once in a lifetime opportunity to see a zoot worse than a Kuba roll.

'Holy shit man, what the fuck have you done?'

'Com here guys, I just witnessed a Mati Phenomenon!'

*sees a really shitty rolled zoot*

by gunykxx May 7, 2023

Mati

Someone who is homosexual and likes other boys

Mati: do you wanna kiss
George: no your gay

by FozzyBro May 12, 2023

Maty Mansbridge

A legend in the bedroom who, unfortunately, tends to ruin future sexual relationships for the women he engages with. This is due to his impressive skills demonstrated whilst on their 3 night stand (a 1 night stand is never enough) or lasting relationship.
Every man these lucky ladies bring to the bedroom after Maty Mansbridge has a lot to live up to.

Mate 1 "how'd you go with that girl you went home with last night?"

Mate 2"Dude, she has been with Maty Mansbridge, she just giggled at me!"

by MischievousMaty May 11, 2024