Errectile Malfunction

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse

"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

mancunt

A man's asshole. Every man's got an asshole, so every man's got a mancunt. In common speech, can be shortened to cunt.

Dude 1: My date stuck her finger in my mancunt when I fucked her yesterday.

Dude 2: Just one?

Dude 1: Yeah. My cunt's tight.

Dude 2: My girl does me with two or three fingers.

Dude 1: She only do that when you're fuckin her?

Dude 2: No. Anytime. She plays with my asscunt like I play with her pussy.

by Jock Walt September 24, 2011

manjunk

Body wash made for the specific male anatomy. Uses tree extracts, aloe vera and other ingredients to fight sweat, odor and dryness.

Ever since I've started running, using ManJunk has helped keep my downstairs in good condition.

by Right4Good August 4, 2008

manhunt

Hide and seek game played by pre-teens and teens usually in teams. Hiders may hide alone or in pairs. Usually in pairs it means whoever goes and hides together are usually making out in the dark.

Joe and I hid for manhunt together, but we were really just making out behind the shed.

by Ilovetoparty June 15, 2010

bowle movement malfunction

the term used to describe a malfunction of the body. most BMM's are realized when an unexpected noise is heard, or an unanticipated surprise is spotted by the BMM-er or by a non affiliated personal.

erica: oh hey
michael: oh no i wassn't expecting that!
erica: you must be experiencing a bowle movement malfunction.

by erieee November 12, 2009

manungus

not quite massive,not quite humungous but it's MANUNGUS!

"He was so munungus"
"I'm hungus for munungus"

by Estar-Mary,Leishmania & Lidz November 13, 2003

malfunctory

in the state of malfunction.

"That lighter is malfunctory, you should give it back to your sister, Kevin"

by Smart Chick March 3, 2005