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Machine gun texting 

Sending off several text messages in rapid succession without waiting for a reply to one.
My girlfriend is machine gun texting me to death and it is pissing me off
Machine gun texting by Sinolop April 15, 2013

Machine Gunning 

The act of repeated defecation in one toilet without flushing until said toilet is sufficiently clogged and you and your friends are out of shit.
The other day these people went machine gunning in the first floor bathroom, it’s been out of service ever since.

machine head 

1. A great Metal band.
2. To receive head from a machine, though watch out sometimes it can backfire and you'll need surgery.
3. the tuning pegs of a guitar.
1. Yeah I love machine head they roxors!
2. I got head from a machine, it was good for a while, then *CRUNCH* My wang will never be the same again!
3. I just love to tune my guitar!
machine head by Bill-likes-cakes August 30, 2005

machine gun turd 

when your crappin and before it comes out you fart a couple times in a row to make a machine gun sound
machine gun turd by jo mamma February 24, 2003

Machine Gunner

Main Entry: Machine Gunner
Function: Noun

1: One that fires a machine gun.

2: A person that tends to spray things.

3: The MOS for a machine gunner in the USMC is an 0331.

4: Somebody that uses fuck loads when only a dab is needed.

5: Anybody that does not believe in precision firing.
1: When Bob was in the military, he was a machine gunner

2: Watch out when you talk to Kathy, she's a machine gunner

3: Johnny was an 0331 in the Suck!

4: Gordie squeezed the mustard bottle so hard that he shot everybody. Carson exclaimed, "Dude you're a regular machine gunner ain't ya?"

5: Johnny comes home drunk and sprays the toilet with a huge drunk piss. Joe, looking at the urine all over the floor, exclaimed, "Holy dog shit Johnny, I knew you were an 0331 machine gunner in the Corps, but don't you think that you could have at least hit the shitter?" Johnny smiles and says, "I gave it a full belt!"
Machine Gunner by bolillo loco December 26, 2009

machine gun shits 

When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.
"The chili I ate last evening gave me the worst machine gun shits this morning."
machine gun shits by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006