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Lewis's Loophole

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or poophole (n.) A legal loophole where a girl uses a strap-on to peg you for your anal pleasure. It's not considered gay because it's with a girl.
I want to get fucked in the ass so bad, but it's kind of gay. So, I will invoke Lewis's Loophole.
by Facenub December 6, 2024
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Wayne's Loophole

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When a pedo dates young adults with mental disabilities; someone attracted to the body of an adult but the mind of a child.
"Are you dating the new girl? She seems a little old for you; and isn't she gumpin it?
"Yeah, it's Wayne's Loophole!"
by Atlas Drugged April 9, 2025
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The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole

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When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.
Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O
by jacktyronemartinez November 15, 2010
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A Loopholer is someone who exploits a weakness or exception that allows them to circumvent or otherwise avoid the rules, policy, directions, or commandments. A Loopholer will search for and use loopholes strategically in a variety of circumstances, including taxes, politics, courtrooms and relationships.
A Loopholer would say....."They are only pictures of my genitalia, it could be anyones junk because my face isn't in them."
by loopholer December 27, 2010
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loothole

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A common term used by Mexican roofers referring to skylights on a house.
Hey, ese, look at all those lootholes.
by Glitterdick February 25, 2005
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The clause by which a female may circumvent the moral law which dictates that a female should not engage in sexual relations prior to marriage by participating in anal sexual relations in lieu of vaginal intercourse. Additionally, the female will conveniently avoid risk of pregnancy while simultaneously preserving her virginity.
He: No, we cannot have sex, we are not married!
She: It's okay...we can use the poop hole loop hole and you can do me in the butt!
He: Sweet!
by Exit Only June 26, 2009
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