Fuck I look like

Shortening of the original phrase what the fuck do I look like? Often used when a person asks another person to do something that would require that person to go out of their way. i.e. usually money is involved.

The other day Liam broke up with me but had the nerve to call and ask me for 60 dollars to help him with his car note. I couldn't believe it. FUCK I LOOK LIKE

by MISS INDEPENDENT89 October 11, 2010

look like a toe

a person ( usually female) that is ugly and is different from the rest of her/his friends

person 1: she look like a toe

person 2: ya she is so ugly

by jjrules14 July 24, 2017

Do I look like Google

When someone asks you a question that you don't feel like or have the time to answer

Jess: What are the three houses of our government?
Erik: Do I look like Google?!

by diver1273 October 15, 2011

The Fuck I Look Like

A shortening of the phrase- "What the Fuck do i look like?"

Jessica-Why don't you do your homework!?

Caitlyn- THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE!!!!!

by blackazngurl September 11, 2009

Look like a fish

What someone says about a girl they don't like.

(Guy): She looks like fish! Hahaha!!
*#POP#*
(Me): Say my girl look like a fish again...and I'll give you gill's.

"Never ever....call my girl a name...cause I'll make you look like a fish"

by It's Glow Stick him self May 12, 2018

You look like Cousin It!

An old phrase that has come back into vogue during Pandemic Life 2020 due to closed hair salons and barber shops.

When I was a kid with tousled, long hair hanging in my face, my mom used to say, “You look like Cousin It!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2020

you look like an eggroll

A roast used for someone who is greasy and skinny.

You haven't showered in days and u all skinny! boi you look like an eggroll

by Wet_little_trashbag5460 March 17, 2017