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lesbian

A female vegetarian. These sorts of females don't like to eat MEAT....
Lesbian 1 "Do you eat meat??"
Lesbian 2 " Nah, I'm a lesbian don't forget"
Lesbian 1 " Ahhhhh"
by Biggins123 May 17, 2007
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lesbian

Girls who act like they don't care about their sexual orientation, but if anyone makes a comment about it, they try to act smart and get angry. That is why this definition will get a million thumbs down.
guy-"So, your gay?"

lesbian-"Yes, I am. But the label 'gay' is very offensive. I am a human being just like you, and I wish to be treated as so."

guy-"uhhh...so you are gay?"

lesbian-"No, I just have an intrest in females."

guy-"so you are gay?"

lesbian-"It is people like you that make this world a horrible place of stereo-types and sexists!!!"
by metaltoad February 6, 2008
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lesbian

A she-fag.

A lady poofter.
Maxwell is a lesbian. She likes to fist other women. She enjoys eating their butts and watching them take dumps.
by Delicious Tuna Wanda January 19, 2008
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lesbian

A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.
Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"

Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."

Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"
by spanky010 August 20, 2008
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lesbian

Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?"

Me-"yea it was like porn"
by jeffay1234657890 October 1, 2008
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lesbian

lesbian: i like people who are not men
by sosho April 27, 2021
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lesbian

nonmen who like not men
by d0ubled33znutz July 20, 2021
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