A leanne

the length of time that one is drunk to the detriment of your health and sanity

"good God have mercy on me, I was pissed for a leanne, and now I think I may be broken"

by Father-of-four May 16, 2008

Dirty leanne

When you drink so much alcohol, you. Puke on your girls tits then use it as lube to titty fuck her.

Went to the bar lastnight and gave grace a (dirty leanne)

by Nastyneight February 14, 2019

done a Leanne

Getting pregnant and not knowing who the dad is

Oh dear. Have you done a Leanne?

Yeah, 3 possible Dads

by slutticus May 28, 2010

The leanne move

Neglecting your child. Allowing your relatives to look after them for most of the time because you want to get drunk and high all the time. Proceeding to abandon your child because you want to go to a barbecue which is much more important than your child, right?
Continuing to haunt your child by constantly making outrageous claims to the police in order to ruin their life.

"she really just left her kid to get drunk and high all the time. A barbecue is not as important as a child."

"and she is continuing to haunt them by constantly making outrageous claims to the police."

"Are they trying to ruin that kid's life? That's so cruel."
"Isn't there a word fir this peculiarly specific situation. "
"yeah, the leanne move."

by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021

soggy leanne

A girl who's favourite pastime is getting a man to cum on a biscuit and then she eats it. Rich Tea biscuits are her favourites.

I'm hungry cum on this biscuit please mate

That's my soggy leanne

by The Plumber Jezza J May 2, 2025

marcus and leanne

Marcus and Leanne are a perfect couple. They belong together. If there is a Leanne with the last name beginning with a c then Marcus hurry up and ask this girl out because they are what each other needs. Leanne loves Marcus but doesn't know how to tell him. Marcus loves Leanne but doesn't know how to tell her. If I were the Marcus in this case I would go ahead and ask her out.

Friend: Geez bro is that your girl? What's her name?
Marcus: No I like her tho, her name's Leanne.
Friend: Ask her out, she probably likes you to and if she says not what do you have to lose?
Marcus: Thanks bro, I will now

Marcus and Leanne: A perfect couple

by ExpertOnLove<3 September 6, 2016

Learned the clarinet at school

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

by facething November 3, 2012