Lau Shing

A fat chinese 8 year old boy with a nintendo switch and vanilla cupcake who plays fifa

I am Lau Shing and I krim

by ChisKrim69 October 2, 2021

Lau

a person whom ist gay boom boom in da asshole, namnam mmmmmhmhmhmhmhmh ASSSSHOLLLLLE LOVE IT.

"HALLO, IM LAU I LIKE THE BOOM BOOM IN DA ASSHOLE"

by LAU_NAMNAM November 29, 2021

jon lester lau

pinakamalupet sa lahat ng malupet

:malupet kaba?
jon lester lau: oo naman

by petmalupet August 28, 2019

lau

prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!

az: man i’m just so lucky to be dating lau
agathe: ikr!! she’s the prettiest, funniest, most intelligent, amazing, showstopping, breathtaking gf in the whole wide universe!!!

by vmnesie January 5, 2023

timothy lau

kid who sucks dick

guy 1: Oh what a homo jew penis nigger

guy 2: Oh that's just timothy lau

by timothy lau May 24, 2018

Laus

A Laus is a person who doesn't know that a pair means 2! But he is still cute

He doesn't know a pair equals 2, what a Laus!

by Not Laus January 22, 2020

Lau

Another way of saying "loud" aka marijuana but spelled exactly how it is pronounced. It is also a strand of gorilla glue mixed with purple haze.

Police: Hello, sir I smell lau in the car and I can find any in the car. Where is the lau?
Person: Bruh I done schmoked it all!!

by Lau King February 8, 2019