keenan

a keenan is generally the sexiest person you will EVER meet. in the words of the well appreciated SAMMA, he's the thickest snicker you ever did see. he is always wearing nike and underarmor at the same time, and that's the only unsexy thing about him. I should also mention again that he is hella thicccccc. and he also smolders. if you happen to get a keenan, you need to cuddle with him, and procreate immediatly.

I mean, I wasn't gonna hook up tonight, but thres a keenan at this party, so....
MMMM keenan is so sexy

by keenanisathicksnicker January 18, 2020

Kareena G

A fictional character from Grace and Frankie who is in no way real.
She apparently has a feud with Christian Bell, and has a fuck it tattoo.

AHHHH GRACE ITS KAREENA G!

by YeahPleaseNo September 15, 2020

Keenan

Someone who is confident, has the courage to ask a girl out even though he knows he’ll get rejected, he’s a man’s / women’s best friend, he’s shy, smart, plays video games a lot, but also makes sure to have family time, doesn’t get many Girlfriends, doesn’t mind school, but it isn’t his favourite.

If you have a Friend named Keenan, treat him well.

by Ts_killer November 8, 2021

Keenan

Derives from an African word meaning King. A person of fierce competition and a desire to succeed. Commonly mistaken for the actor Keenan from Keenan and Kel on Nickelodeon.

Keenan like the guy on Keenan and Kel??????

by Original Keenan July 10, 2006

kareena

Word commonly used to replace it's synonym to "Rad".

That chick is kareena.

by lemonhead January 26, 2005

James Maynard Keenan

Quite literally a genius.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:

Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious

But most importantly:
Lateralus

Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.

James Maynard Keenan is a genius

by Cartmaniac August 6, 2009

Keenan and Kel

Before his crucifixion, Jesus Christ took the greatest dump of his life. This pile of divine matter would, 2000 years later, become known as the Keenan and Kel show. It follows the actions of two young Grocery clerks as they get into hilarious hijinx and teach youth insightful life lessons. In addition, some scholars have speculated that the "Holy Grail" spoken of in mythology may have actually taken the form of Goodburger--starring Keenan and Kel--being distributed commercially to all 12 people who viewed the movie and liked it enough to purchase it.

The classic lines from the Keenan and Kel TV show and feature film:

Awww...Here-goes!

Who loves Orange Soda? Kel loves Orange Soda. I do I do I do I do-oo-ooooo--

Welcome to the Goodburger home of the Good-burger. Can I take your order?

by Mr_Mike527 January 24, 2009