High as a kite

Phrase meaning your high as hell.

Man im high as a kite.

by sToNeD January 12, 2005

kitten

1. An immature cat.
2. An adorable ball of fur with big eyes that uses its powers of cuteness to manipulate human beings into submission and slavery.
3. An adorable, yet insane, tiny monster with teeth and claws.

Aww, what an adorable kitten! OWWWW!!! Get it off of my arm!!! It hurts!!!

by Liz Canyon November 18, 2006

Kitten Nipples

When a man has extremely small nipples. Almost like that of a kitten.

I couldn't sleep with him...
Why?
He had kitten nipples....

by The Carnie January 7, 2011

Whore Kite

A person who floats around from man to man or woman to woman being whorey.

Tiffany is such a whore kite. Last week she was dating John and this week she's with Bob.

by MomBrain March 3, 2012

hungry kitten

The act of delicately licking spaff from one's cupped palm, usually following a surreptitious wank.

EG - I had a sneaky wank under the covers watching the missus get dressed. I didn't have anywhere to get rid of my spunk, so i drank it like a hungry kitten.

I had a sneaky wank under the covers watching the missus get dressed. I had to come into my hand, but didn't have anywhere to put the spunk, so lapped it up like a hungry kitten.

by roombigdick1 April 13, 2014

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. A U.S. Southern pun which means "Don't question me. Do what I say and use proper English."

Papa: Eat your food.

Eric: What fer?

Papa: Cat's fur to make kitten's britches. That's what fer!

by InfamousSulla July 2, 2010

daddy's kitten

a girl who enjoys being talked to like a little baby and it VERY cute and VERY sensitive. Love cuddles and kisses and stuffies.

You're daddy's kitten!

by bbygurrrl March 11, 2015