A very large man who really hates america and has very large nukes to compensate for something.
okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.
"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear
okay but really he is the leader of North Korea and has been running with the very large hatred of western imperialism and I would say doesn't really care about the well being of his citizens with the recent famines.
"what is he gonna do eat me?" -Royal Pear
by InkDemonnD February 25, 2024
Get the Kim Jong Unmug. Jerking off and ejaculating, acting like a missile that goes up and falls short. Then taking the tip of your dick and inserting it into a shitty anus, getting shit on the tip to make it look like his haircut ; then people clapping afterwards
by Joseph P. Mama March 6, 2024
Get the Kim Jong Unmug. Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?
by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024
Get the Kim Jong Un's Dildomug. by Hentai123 May 12, 2020
Get the KIM JONG UNmug. When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
Bob: Nice man!
The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
Get the The Kim Jong Unmug. 
A fat asian midget that rules North Korea and starves his people taking all food away from them (that's why he's so fat) and threatens to nuke US and South Korea
by JustSomeRandomLad December 13, 2022
Get the Kim jong unmug.