kidnapping

the act of making a surprise adoption

person a: you were surprised adopted.
person b: you mean kidnapped??

person a: no. you say kidnapping, I say surprise adoption.

by funtimelover February 17, 2022

Rapid eye movement (kidnapping)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Rapid eye movement (kidnapping)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Digitally Kidnapped

Yeah! Totally! It's totally like that, isn't it? That plus the surveillance apparatus makes my life this bizarre, dystopian horror show... But the rating are probably great! So... There's that.

Hym "Digitally kidnapped
Socially incarcerated
Existential crisis is the reason that my heart rate up.
Something something something... Damn. I don't know how you guys be freestyling like that...."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2024

dna kidnap Victim

1. The child of the dna kidnapping

2. The man that child was took

1. She a dna kidnap victim by Tom
2. Poor man the woman took his kid from him is a dna kidnap victim

by 459395 March 16, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Danger Plus Enemy Minus Kidnapping = Birthdays<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Danger Plus Enemy Minus Kidnapping = Birthdays<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Danger Plus Enemy Minus Kidnapping = Birthdays<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Kidnap

The act of ejaculating into a blanket and attempting to sleep with said blanket, trying to avoid the semen

Dude, wanna kidnap together?

by AngelDaMage February 20, 2021

Dna kidnapping

1. This is where a man is refusing or waving a dna test and signs a pager saying he is the father of said child. This man is called an Alleged father.
2. Court letting the man have fathering rights without a test if it was ordered by law or giving the mother her way.
3. A woman lying to said man saying he is the biological father and not telling anyone about the real biological father.

He was dna kidnapping male's children

by 459395 March 15, 2023