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ket lights

Multicoloured LED party lights that one would usually find in a ket den, or a UK university halls. Songs that compliment ket lights include most drum and bass, particularly 'The Damn Guy' by Grima x Azza.
Should we wack on the ket lights?
by _mayhem February 6, 2020
mugGet the ket lightsmug.

ket tale

A male hair cut that is very long on top and put into a bobble while the back and sides are shaved very short. This style is associated with those people (especially Students) who are fond of very deep house music and tend to frequently indulge in ketamine.
That boy is very edgy with that ket tale.

I saw name last night and he has a ket tale.
by nclstud February 11, 2014
mugGet the ket talemug.

Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse

Similar to "don't bring a knife to a gunfight". The act of doing "ket" in a crackhouse is sure to get you properly fucked up. Crackheads don't put up with ket monsters when they're in the crackhouse
Hugh: Oi tom what are you doing this weekend?

Tom: I'm taking my bitch and we're gonna fuck in a gay nightclub

Hugh: Careful Tom "Don't do Ket in a Crackhouse" you'll get fucked up.
by mogacco505 June 16, 2019
mugGet the Don't do Ket in a Crackhousemug.

Ket

A redhead Gym-goer. When he is in his bulk, his cat look enhances, also known for his cat grip he is known for his driving punch which he threatens the betas of the group. He is a very high-level eater, being equal to Krat, but below Gu and Bruce.
"He has the Ket look"
"Kittttyyy, come here kitttyyy"
"RED"
by sooofick February 28, 2023
mugGet the Ketmug.

Ket

Tiny little todgers on a tandem in a tangent.
I like ket, but be careful of those tangents.
by Ketzstrall September 14, 2018
mugGet the Ketmug.

ket cut

A hair cut usually occupied by a drug dealer or a druggy, they spend all their money their mum gave them for a haircut on ket, so they can’t afford a hair cut
Greg- what number trim is that ??
Lew- Ahhhh don’t sweat it mate, it’s a ket cut
by feesh June 13, 2018
mugGet the ket cutmug.

Pre Ket

The watery substance that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the ketchup.
Man this burger looked really good before i accidentally put pre ket on it.
by Calumboerlenballs December 29, 2016
mugGet the Pre Ketmug.

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