Jorts is a majestic sexy queen who is married to nail horan but has often orgys with THE pentagon. jorts is to good for any man besides harry
by shmitters April 30, 2022
adjective- jort
A word used to describe a homosexual who thinks they look good in jean shorts. And also one who likes to take the jort.
A word used to describe a homosexual who thinks they look good in jean shorts. And also one who likes to take the jort.
by mr. rogers son-in-law November 21, 2008
by AsianMonkeh October 25, 2023
Shorts with a Jean texture and look. They are usually accompanied by their cousin, the SSBU or Short Sleve Button-Up, and are generally seen as tacky, and rightfully so.
Normal Human 1: Look at that person! he looks horrible in those Jorts.
Normal Human 2: Especially with the golden basketball shoes and SSBU! It just looks terrible.
Normal human 1: Oh no, they're putting on shutter shades now...
Normal Human 2: Especially with the golden basketball shoes and SSBU! It just looks terrible.
Normal human 1: Oh no, they're putting on shutter shades now...
by IT'S PEKO TIME March 24, 2018
kkr djalla
by Frankerkanker January 10, 2022
Jort, a fucking ret**d. Jort is a controlling asshole, who has no respect for anybody and only his own interests.
by Sillyfellow34 January 15, 2024
Jort is an ugly, goblin esque narcissist. Don’t be like jort, respect your family, your friends and your lovers.
Jort terrorises people he’s around, because he thinks he has the right
Jort terrorises people he’s around, because he thinks he has the right
by Sillyfellow34 January 15, 2024