Jon

Jons are known as a sex GOD ... Jon is a sweet, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares a lot for his Girlfriend and his close friends (they're basically family). Jon Also Cares For His Family.

Jon Cares for His family Alot.

Jonis Engaged to his girl friend.

A1: "Did You hear Jon and his Girl friend last night"

A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"

A1: "Yeah!, Me too He Must Be A Sex God Then"

by Kiki do you lOvE mE?!?¿¿ November 26, 2020

Jon

An annoying boy that gets rejected by sienna and then becomes friends with her again. Then he shaves his penis and likes to look at lauren in a werid way

That pervert over there is a real jon!

by BIg_boy666 May 28, 2015

Jon

Short for John because his parents can't fucking spell

Oh, you're naming him Jon? poor kid.

by Isaacian February 06, 2017

Jon

A Greek dickhead- unlike your typical Greek and Hebrew names - Jon is a weak tosser with no balls. Blaming the world for his misfortunes and not getting up on his feet to to fight for what’s right. Gutless and delusional Jon is a true Greek tragedy ....

You unfortunately date a Jon but don’t marry one

by Brandy tod March 26, 2019

Jon

Jon is a very handsome guy, who loves his friends and family. He is very nice, funny, and sometimes shy when he meets a pretty girl! He supports his girlfriend through everything! He is an amazing boyfriend, who will do anything and everything for his lady! He doesn't play with girls, like most guys do! He is very strong and athletic! He usually loves someone who is athletic and strong like him!! They make the perfect power couple, and they are always doing something productive! Their bond is unbreakable,and they love each other unconditionally! <3

Man, I would love to marry Jon!

Jon is sooooo handsome!!!
Can I marry you Jon?

by Jaelyn Miller June 18, 2017

Jon

Jon's a fuckboy who looks like a dust bunny.

Cindy Robes: our son Jon fucked over two girls in a week.
Mark Icecreambars: Yea, he's kind of a fuckboy like that. Also, did you notice he has a lazy eye?
Cindy Robes: Yeah, I knew we shouldn't have had kids when we're cousins, Mark! He's screwed up! Maybe that's why he's always asking me to play with his hair...

by craZy chRi$ September 02, 2015

the jon

When the man rests one ball on the outside of the vagina for an extended period of time.

Warning: the jon requires exceptional balance

by Cockpockets February 06, 2007