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Jon

The Word Jon pronounced Jon is typically a gay man that is sexually attracted to obese hairy women and will never succeed in life.
Oh look it’s Jon wacking his dick to lizzo
by JonIsGay69 December 3, 2020
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Jon

An annoying boy that gets rejected by sienna and then becomes friends with her again. Then he shaves his penis and likes to look at lauren in a werid way
That pervert over there is a real jon!
by BIg_boy666 May 31, 2015
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Jon

Short for John because his parents can't fucking spell
Oh, you're naming him Jon? poor kid.
by Isaacian February 6, 2017
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Jon

A Greek dickhead- unlike your typical Greek and Hebrew names - Jon is a weak tosser with no balls. Blaming the world for his misfortunes and not getting up on his feet to to fight for what’s right. Gutless and delusional Jon is a true Greek tragedy ....
You unfortunately date a Jon but don’t marry one
by Brandy tod March 26, 2019
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Jon

Jon is a very handsome guy, who loves his friends and family. He is very nice, funny, and sometimes shy when he meets a pretty girl! He supports his girlfriend through everything! He is an amazing boyfriend, who will do anything and everything for his lady! He doesn't play with girls, like most guys do! He is very strong and athletic! He usually loves someone who is athletic and strong like him!! They make the perfect power couple, and they are always doing something productive! Their bond is unbreakable,and they love each other unconditionally! <3
Man, I would love to marry Jon!

Jon is sooooo handsome!!!
Can I marry you Jon?
by Jaelyn Miller June 19, 2017
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Jon

Cindy Robes: our son Jon fucked over two girls in a week.
Mark Icecreambars: Yea, he's kind of a fuckboy like that. Also, did you notice he has a lazy eye?
Cindy Robes: Yeah, I knew we shouldn't have had kids when we're cousins, Mark! He's screwed up! Maybe that's why he's always asking me to play with his hair...
by craZy chRi$ October 17, 2015
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jonned

Being high. The state of being high on marijuana.
"Man did you see peter last night he was all jonned up."

"I'm pretty jonned out right now."
by pulse.101 May 3, 2009
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