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Johanne

A johanne is very powerfull and hype, when you first meet her she would be very weird and a little bit cold, but she’s liking have control over things. Johanne is at the most time happy, but she is just hiding her feelings, she can be so sad and stressed and feel like nothing is real, but no one can see it ‘cause that fake smile she makes looks so real. She is also very funny to be with and always has crazy ideas!

A johanne is thin and very sporty, she has a lot of friends. She is very hot and her boobs are big, she is just perfect!
Johanne
by Ashie789 November 24, 2018
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Johann

He is a Nasty Boy and loves to sleep forever and is very romantic and has a big D and a sexy ass but a very messy room ;)
He’s messy he must be a Johann
by Johann.. November 21, 2021
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Johannes

Joho is a type of tall, thin, freckly, shy boy who is desperately in love with one of his friends. He RUDELY deletes quizzes of beautiful sexy girls who took him under her wing. And then DOESNT APOLOGIZE😱 (rude amirite).

They can shake their irises for some reason and never talk about their private life. Joho's been through some stuff, and may or may not have some daddy issues. Also a tad bisexual. Admittedly bad handwriting.

Wears the same two hoodies year-round. Experts believe under the tough, walled exterior is a sweet boy who likes Minecraft and just wants to have a nice time.
Gay guy 1: "omg that's a twink"
Gay guy 2: "name's johannes and idek if he's gay"
That one girl: "He's so adorable! Strawberry boy!"
Slay
by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022
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Johannes

Has a big ass but no fucking dick.
Johannes = Dickless Boy
by MrGofye September 6, 2024
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Johanne

A special girl that's often very shy but really kind at the same time. Amazing talents such as: Drawing, singing etc.
Johanne has a great personality. She's really caring and is really protective.
Johanne is such a caring person! You should try to get to know her! But be careful.. She's really shy.
by Rdfu February 18, 2018
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Johannes

A type of person who loves to share Hentai with others, despite nobody likes it or wants it to be shared with them.

He can also be an extremely annoying asshole if you don't add him into your Hangouts group in fear of him spamming Hentai.

If he is not allowed to join you in a game, he will find your server and will grief until you quit the game out of frustration.

He has many friends who are just like him and will gang up on you to do his bidding.

If you see a Johannes make sure you trust him before you invite him to your Hangouts.
#Johannes
by DapperIlluminatist June 7, 2018
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Johannes

A Fabian is an awkward, anti-social person that tends to keep to himself. But once you get to know Fabian he is a great guy. He's the type of person that is cool just to chill with. If he's your friend he will go out of his way to help you out. He is a very charming and will use his whit to talk to the opposite sex and to get free things out of people. He is also a very intelligent person, he is good with electrical things and can master any task you put in front of him. Although Fabian is a great intelligent person he tends to be very cheap and a very bad speller. If you have a Fabian in your group you should consider yourself lucky because they are hard to come by.
Dang Johannes is so cheap he always gets water to drink.
by Yalung March 17, 2019
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