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Big Jobber

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Tupper Lake boys with cathart pants, steal toe boots, grimy neon orange and yellow t-shirts, and love to chop shit up.
person one - “who’s chopping down that tree”
person two - “oh it’s probably one of those tupper lake big jobbers”
by pigeonhead July 9, 2019
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Ring-Jobber

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A person who seduces her boss by demonstrating her rim job skills by blowing impressive smoke rings
Emily: Sara, those are some impressive smoke rings. Are you practicing to be a ring-jobber?

Sara: Yes, I need to double my salary!
by MadBuncher January 30, 2012
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bang jobber

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a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")
Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!
by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014
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Hobby Jobber

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Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.
Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.
by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017
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cum jobber

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The (usually) guy who cleans up cum from a variety for professional atmospheres.

EXAMPLE: Out of a gym shower, or the bed/couch/floor/etc of a porn set.
by ThisIsAPodcast October 1, 2017
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minge jobber

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A male who sleeps around. (takes jobs on different girls)
''Tony asked me on a date, i'm totally not going apparently hes a right minge jobber!''
by LeanBel January 9, 2018
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Whack-Jobber

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A Whack-Jobber is someone who has fun with other people's goods for a living.
by 1233Anonymous1233 October 24, 2018
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