JBS-ing

(1)-v. The act of creating, participating in, or spreading a conspiracy theory, especially one which would be found in conservative/right-wing circles;
(2)-adj. Akin to a conspiracy of ridiculous proportions, as would be put forward by the John Birch Society (JBS), Robert Welch's far-right anti-communist society.

(1)
Jill: "Did you catch Robert's grandmother yesterday? She was talking like Goldwater had won in '64. I guess LBJ must have hidden all those votes."
Jane: "Girl, she was just JBS-ing!"

(2)
David: "Did you hear that lecture on global warming yesterday?"
John: "Dude, global warming is so a government project...don't you know about the weather machine in DC?"
David: "That is so JBS-ing"

by Ryan Mulvey August 5, 2008

/r/jb

a place where Tweak Developers publish their work, and where they get harassed most of the time.

"a really talented developer just left the jailbreak scene."
"yeah, apparently it was because of /r/jb, again."

by a7ay kshmat July 7, 2021

JB Cunt

Noun. Person who hates their job and only works there for the money. Plans on quitting once they finding another well paying job. Commonly associated with the company JB Hunt.

We are all JB Cunts here, its built different mindset.

by Gold Grenades March 16, 2021

JB

As of 2007 there were 13.2 million Jews worldwide and 5.3 million located here in the United States. Of those 5.3 million, only one has managed to capture the true fundamental nature of the Hebrew Nation. That one man is JB. Descended upon us from a mixed upbringing of Canadian English Jew, he is not recognized by halakha, that is, not Jewish according to Jewish religious law. But rather Jewish on a political, economic and personal platform. While most Jewish merchants traded in rum, hardware, spices, candles, lumber, and fur, JB found the most lucrative commodity to be used automobiles. It was through these used automobiles that JB could prosper, all the while retaining his tight sphincter and coin.

On a calm summer night in downtown Kirkland, it has been known to the locals to intercept a JB transmission in his native Yiddish language. It sounds kind of like this. “Hey JB, you got the bill?” “Lekh Teda!” Which translated in Hebrew, means to go screw yourself.

by littlebrother360 October 22, 2008

JB Fluffer

one who fluffs the cock of someone who is above them in the coparte office

jared is a JB Fluffer at the tankwash to his bosses

by tankerbob August 4, 2009

JB Weld

When semen is allowed to dry and harden inside the ass after anal intercourse, gluing the orifice shut and forming a seal.

Stands for "Jizz in the Butt" Weld

I had sex with this girl the other day. But she was being a total bitch, so I JB welded her ass shut.

by BCracecar December 15, 2012

Jb virus

The Jb virus is a highly contagious disease which effects the brains ability to defend itself. It will give you periotic spasms of down syndrome, and forcing you to dive further into insanity.
It will get worse with time but to cure it you simply need to get out of the radius of the nearest frys food and drug store.

I'm blocking you because I have the jb virus.
Get away from me or I'll pinky you in the butthole!

by Hawk333 January 17, 2022