Irritable bowel syndrome

irritable bowel syndrome is a type of person that makes weird sound effects when they are talking and refuses to kiss their boyfriend at the door.

Oh that irritable bowel syndrome she left my man hanging at the door and started squawking while she was telling me about a hike she went on.

by zeebeegeez November 16, 2018

irrite

the person whom is irritating you

stop being such a irrite

by newwordboy July 1, 2010

Irritable blinker syndrome

That person that is just too good to use a blinker, the person behind begins to quench, stereotype that individual. Subsequently losing that beautiful tranquil thought instantly.

I had Irritable blinker syndrome today as everyone must be out of blinker fluid. It made me real mad and I feel it has an impact on my erectile dysfunction. I think it's called IBS? I hear it on the commercials, it must be true..

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Irritable vowel syndrome

When playing scrabble and you keep getting vowels, turn after turn, even when you exchange tiles.

I cannot believe it, this is the third turn I am only getting vowels in this Scrabble round, I must have Irritable vowel syndrome (I.V.S.)!

by Farshad Tami September 13, 2019

Irritating friend

That one friend that is so clingy and brags about her life when you have less than her and acts popular and lies about being with people but the person is right next to you.

Ale: Wow she's lying about stuff and saying she's with name but she really isn't with her.
Me: Ya, a irritating friend

by ARMYANDBTS4LIFE January 11, 2018

irritable vowel syndrome

Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"

I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.

by QuacksO September 24, 2017

irritate fuck

When someone is an "irritate fuck" he's annoying to the point you can't think of anything else to offend him and you just throw a "fuck" in the sentence.

Hey, can I come over to your place and hang out? x10

Omg! Stop talking you irritate fuck! If I knew your excistence was that pathetic, I would commit suicide...

by TasosMGr November 9, 2017