Ultra Instinct

A transformation attained by Son Goku. Most noticable feature is dodging everything that tries to hit you.
Its usage is mostly in commodations with dodging

Asshole: hey Dude i am going to punch you
*Dude dodges punch flawlessly*
*Dude instantly roundhouse kicks Asshole the exact moment he notices Dude dodged his punch*
Asshole: did you just use Ultra Instinct I ain´t messing with that
*Asshole runs away with a broken jaw*

by Nigger Ball Z February 7, 2018

extinct by instinct

Making a poor or even fatal decision based on hasty judgment or a gut reaction

IDK MANNNNNNN JUST BE EXTINCT BY INSTINCT LIKE THE DINOSAURS

by Kushlossus of Klout November 19, 2021

The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019

Ultra Instinct

A transformation only acheived by gods and the mortal Son Goku in Toriyamas Dragon Ball Super

Whis: Its just my assuption but
Beerus: Its Ultra Instinct

*Every other god is shocked*

by MUIGoku April 21, 2018

Jarsquat instinct

The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.

Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?

by Jank Sinatra September 11, 2023

Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.

Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–

by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022

Instinct

A well known discord server troller that goes by the name of “Instinct” (banned 42 times, muted permanently 19)

“Hey do you know instinct?”Yeah that guy got the whole server angry

by garbidine2358 February 20, 2021