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Twinkie Tunnel

A female who is not Caucasian, and strictly has sexual intercourse with white males. Furthermore a Twinkie tunnel can be mostly found paying their bills on time and abiding by all laws. Also know as a Cracker Smacker.

A Twinkie Tunnel Thrives on Finding as many Twinkies to put in their tunnels.
"Rhonda is such a Twinkie tunnel! She only dates White guys!"

"I wish Tamika and Darniesha would stop checking out my Boyfriend she is such a Twinkie tunnel!"

"Hey Alicia Gomez is dating another white guy! She is a total Cracker smacker!"
by QC72 December 2, 2010
mugGet the Twinkie Tunnelmug.

chocolate tunnel

Dude I gave her some good lovin' deep in the chocolate tunnel.
by mike b jr July 31, 2006
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Toblerone tunnel

The triangular gap between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the vulva.

From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.
Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Man: No, but they do accentuate your Toblerone tunnel.
by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007
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Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Kyle: Ahh! Ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
by cx13 September 23, 2008
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chilly tunnel

After slamming down a volumous gassy rectal sneeze that makes your drill hole expand larger than usual, there is a split second after the steam has gone where the internal tube cools again, shrinks the air and sucks in external air. This air is comparitivly cooler than the preveiously heated stink pipe, and hence giving a CHILLY TUNNEL!!
"Ooh, I had a CHILLY TUNNEL after that one."
"That one gave me a CHILLY TNNEL.
by Naxia February 6, 2015
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Bolderwood tunnel

The lost tunnel which links the main highfield campus to the bolderwood campus at the university of Southampton
A:it's raining how will we get to bolderwood
B:let's use the bolderwood tunnel
A:the tunnel?
B:yes it exists!
by Freshershark October 25, 2019
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tampon tunnel

The art of being a major pussy and not knowing it.
Dave stop being a tampon tunnel already and go talk to that hot chick.
by Dawhoda January 27, 2016
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