heh, who would have thought a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?
yeah, big enough for Greg to use as a wang coffin.
yeah, big enough for Greg to use as a wang coffin.
by auxis June 1, 2006
Noun. The cardboard box that Microsoft sends to Xbox 360 owners, used to mail the Xbox 360 to a repair center safely and back.
by InitialDeer August 14, 2008
by cupcakes00000001 August 27, 2017
When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.
If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.
by Captain Coffin May 5, 2006
A person who befriends or assists an elderly person purely because they want to be included in that person's will.
That coffin chaser was helping old Harry with his shopping every day until she found out he was broke.
by Bobo Bonobo February 26, 2016
A chat site that wasnt like any other. It started off being a twilight rp(role playing) chat site, but it soon turned into a place where ppl could just escape to another world. There was a lot of drama, almost too much, but in the end we were just a family. This chat site has been tooken down, and we have all grown up, but the memory's go on in us. In this place the meaning of life was bucket and everyone loved Bob the tree.
Kanda: hey,do u rememeber that awsome site coffin cafe?
Kyle: yeah, a lot of memory's come up when I think of coffin care.
Kyle: yeah, a lot of memory's come up when I think of coffin care.
by shacrin March 26, 2013
by 42017658994 July 24, 2008