I hate you

I want to pluck hairs off your toes with my lips until I have enough to make a hair ball, and then I’ll do it again, and again, until I can stack them on top of eachother and make a hairman.

ava: i hate you

evin: really?? you’re nasty
ava: i hate you

by this is definitellly a joke October 30, 2025

I hate you

It kinda like and oxymoron. It’s what girls say when a guy that likes you and you like them says something so sweet and kind. That’s makes you smile and blush. But you can’t have the guy. So instead of saying I love you, you say, I hate you.

*****: what’s your middle name

****: it Emma
****: that’s so pretty

****: I hate you ☺️

by Molly em December 24, 2024

I hate you

Word that you say to your parents to express your gratitude for them

“I hate you, mum and dad!”

“Thank you, son/daughter/other! Now let’s go to the orphanage!”

by Taperoid March 29, 2024

i hate you maximus

you dont like someone named maximus

maximus is poop and should be called max

i really want to say "i hate you maximus"

by jonny98882 January 23, 2023

I Hate You I

I Hate You I

I Hate You I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.

person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick

by ooop- October 15, 2022

I HATE YOU

If someone says this to you just go away,

I hate you

dissapears

by Jujuonthebeat0 September 14, 2022