i've got you a prezzie

I've Got You A Prezzie Is English Slag For "I've Got You A Present" Teenagers Are Normaly Associated With Sland But Adults and Younger Children Are Now Using It Too.

Its My Birthday Soon, my mum has not yet got me a present

Ohh Don't worry, I've got you a prezzie

by #neonRainbowAndUnicornsGirl April 09, 2014

I've Got Time, But No Money

The first song created by the legendary band Kino.

I've Got Time, But No Money sounds quite nice

by Veteran Bandit April 29, 2021

I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about another person that is stupid, brainless, idiot.

The Sheriff is an idiot. I mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alan.s December 09, 2007

I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless

Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alans January 03, 2008

This is how bored I've gotten

Somthing a dick neck might say almost everyday because he has nothing else better to say and its 'how bored i've gotten'

Dick Neck: This is how bored i've gotten
Everybody: OMG STFU!

by GoldKobra September 23, 2008

I've just ran out of chapstick

People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.

"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."

by berries.and.cream September 08, 2021

Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020