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Howie

A person who is less intelligent than an average toddler, Mentally undeveloped.
Hey man don't be a Howie. That's not smart.
by TFly9990 March 15, 2024
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Howie Sandwich

Whatever sexual innuendo grosses you out the most is your "Howie Sandwich". It's that one spectacularly disgusting sexual reference that has been burned into your brain in a way that you are never the same person again. It's a sexual innuendo that is so crazy and odd that you won't ever forget it - even though normal people would pretty much give anything if they could forget it. Discovering the next "Howie Sandwich" is a game only the bravest perverts will play. It's the perfect phrase to describe what your favorite dirty minded friend would like for dinner. The phrase is derived from the mental image obtained when "Howie" is sandwiched between two broads.
Go home with that fucktard? Are you kidding me? Who knows what he'll do to me! He's a Howie Sandwich!
by Shannon Maynard May 24, 2018
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Howie

An amazing blonde hair, blue eyed man. Sexy. Loving. Caring. He is a taurus and so he has a quick temper. Very direct and assertive. He gives GREAT DICK. Bends me over and rams it inside so harddd yum yum.

Howie loves cars. Specifically saabs and miatas. Ill never give up on howie because he is my one true love.
'Is that howie? Damn girl you got a good lookin man there mamas.'

'Ohhh shit look! Its Howie w the miata.'
by Tesslie February 9, 2022
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max howie

If you are named max Howie you have a massive penis
If you are named max Howie you have a massive penis
by Dhsrhgkxkg July 12, 2017
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a howie

Peter west had a Howie in Ibiza
by Hatward June 15, 2017
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Howy

That howy dude is one stupid man takes your civic and punches your heart out
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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howie-gay

Howie-gay is a crazy ass girl! Her energy is unmatched and she has one of the best vibes ever! She does the craziest things at the most unexpected times. She's a great friend and in relationships she's the most loyal. When she falls she falls hard and she'll love you as long as you love her back and treat her like the queen she is. Howie-gay is one of the best persons that will ever be in your life and she cannot be replaced! Get you a Howie-gay and you'll always have joy in your life!
"I need a Howie-gay right now, I'm feeling so sad"
by Toonziesss November 22, 2021
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