mega hottie

A hottie that is almost god like and impossibe to get, you would bow down and kiss her feet just to get a kiss from her, words can not explain a mega hottie...

Tom: Yesterday I saw a mega hottie at the beach, I could never get someone like that.

Bob: No one can, thats what a mega hottie is.

by Matthew0924 March 26, 2008

Hotter than Balls

A cesspool of humanity - it is hot, humid, stagnant, sandy-soiled, fire-ant-filled, and swamp-like, with overpriced real estate - Florida is generally hotter than balls. The Spanish can have it back. What a shitty place to live! Ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? - (Lynyrd Skynyrd) Aaaahhh it's just Jacksonville. Our mayor is a little boy who only drinks water

Jacksonville, FL is hotter than balls

by Grand Inquisitor April 19, 2005

100m hottie

A girl that looks like a babe from far away but when she gets up close you realize shes ugly

Kyle:damn I thought that pimply girl was hott at first...man was I stupid
Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man

by Dylowned August 26, 2005

pocket hottie

A really really hot short chick, around 5'

Whoa! check the pocket hottie!

by the truth May 13, 2005

hottie

a boner inducing female

Mayra is such a hottie, She's so beautiful and has big bouncy titties

by esjay December 7, 2004

Thumbnail Hottie

When browsing friends networks ( like Hi5 or Facebox) and you see a Hot ( Mae or female) and you get hyped because they look hot, then you click on the picture and realize that they aren`t hot at all

I was browsing Hi5 and saw a smoking hot chick, i watched her pictures and realized that she was only a thumbnail hottie

by Froosh January 31, 2007

Mastic Hottness

Mastic Hotness refers to a female that is by all definitions hot, but has trashy qualities that reduce her true level of hottness.

"You see that whore by the Pathmark?? Yo, she's got that Mastic hottness!"

by Cornwallace19870 December 11, 2009