hoser

A derivation of hosehead which is Canadian for dickhead.

That Bu$h is such a hoser!

by HOH-zer July 21, 2003

hoser

1. (n) A reference to someone that is incompetent or simply annoying (see also David Young)

2. (n) A term of endearment frequently used to refer to a friend that may or may not be an idiot.

3. See also wanker.

2.

Why did you go and misfile my TPS report, you hoser?!

by Winomonkey September 12, 2003

Homers

Another of a long list of words to identify gay guys - Plural for homo

Look at those guys - I bet they're a couple of butt fuckin homers

by Salinas Guy April 1, 2009

homersexual

1. Simpsons version on the term homosexual.

D'oh, you mean Mo's a homersexual and likes Bart!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

hogersloger

a big penis and i dont mean ok i mean huge

wow danny sway has such a hagersloger

by Danny Sway April 11, 2005

Hoser

A word your cunt roommate uses when she doesn't get her way and wants to sulk like a bitch.

Dude... pretty sure Paula just called us hosers.

by SuckMyFatBlackCock2012 November 4, 2011

hoser

A Hoser is mostley used amongst canadians and refered to as slang for a Canadian,
It was popular bacause of the act of seifening gas from someone eles car, because canadians cant afford gas.
Then used alot by the actors Doug and Bob,

Hey what are you doing to my car,..
What? Get the fuck outa there! you fucking hooser!!

doug and bobs telve days of christmas song

Doug- Look out the window!
Bob- Where?! Whadda ya doing?
Doug- Snow, hosehead.
Bob- Wha? Oh, it's the Great White North, and it's snowing, cause it's Christmas time. Hey, hoser!
Doug- What?
Bob- Here's a quiz. Quiz for Doug.
Doug- Okay, I have my thinking touque on.
Bob- Yeah, right. What are the twelve days of Christmas? Cause, figure it out, right. Christmas is when?
Doug- Uh, the 25th.
Bob- Right, and what's the 24th, Christmas Eve, right? So, that's two. And then, what's after that?
Doug- Um... Uh, Wrestling Day.
Bob- No. Get out.
Doug- Boxing Day, yeah, yeah.
Bob- That's three. Then what's after that? Nothing.
Doug- New Year's.
Bob- Four. And what's...
Doug- New Year's Eve.
Bob- Five. Where do you get twelve?
Doug- Uh... There's two Saturdays and Sundays in there, that's four. That's nine. And, three other days, which I believe are the mystery days

by dumbhoser February 16, 2009