Mad Hatter

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters

“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”

by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019

Chronic Hatter

Someone who is a true friend, Always there for you when you need something

The other day Chronic Hatter helped me with the bully

by _Lushboii January 19, 2011

Jump Hatter

One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough.

Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter

by Schulp March 25, 2009

hatter

A hatter is a person that loves to wear headwear at all times.

person1 hey look person2 a hatter.
person2 you dumb idiot thats idubbbz

by Zerf33389 January 17, 2021

pink-pussy-hatter

An individual who dons a pink-pussy-hat.

There were so many pink-pussy-hatters marching outside the Trump rally.

by Tree House Eikaiwa October 7, 2018