Australian Handy

A handjob from behind but instead of just reaching around you come from "down under" between the legs.

Last night Miranda gave me the best Australian Handy.

by Osmosis Jones 2012 July 31, 2012

blow-handy

When a girl jacks you off and gives you a blow job at the same time.

Guy1: Dude what'd you and your Girl do last night?

Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.

Guy1: what's that?

Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.

Guy1: nice!

by grilledcheezyy November 2, 2013

handy special

the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential

candice: man i hate the brakes on this van, they're retarded

carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'

candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*

by delores haze September 5, 2006

handy j

slang for a hand job

holly wouldnt blow me the other night but she gave me one hell of a handy j.

by mclout4226 September 29, 2009

sandy handy

A hand job with no lube involved.

Kristey was on her period and didn't want to give me head and we ran out of lube, so she just gave me a sandy handy.

by joker aka dj nj April 19, 2007

mellow handy

to give a male a smooth, mellow, handjob.

my girlfriend gave me a mellow handy under the table during thanksgiving dinner.

by jack bender May 30, 2006

Handi-Capable

A quote from SouthPark character Jimmy. He is Handi-capped and proud. He excells at many things, so there for he does not consider himself as Handi-Capped but HANDI-CAPABLE.

Cartman: Jimmy is Handi-Capped.

Jimmy: I prefer HANDI-CAPABLE.

by Stefuunee STFU! July 11, 2009