Gru Gru Ballerina

A ballerina

Rahhing stitch stomped on the marvel meter with help from gru gru ballerina.

by sanxrio June 25, 2025

Gru Sex

Forcefully shoving gru's fat long shnooss in a minions fat juicy butthole. Then taking his hands and ripping the minion into 2 pieces and putting both into his nose holes.

GRU CAN SMELL YOU, GRU WILL SEX YOU. GRU SEX #1.

by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022

gru is rising

It is a sentence uttered by Kevin the minion during the climax in minions the rise of gru explaining gru the main character rising into the heavens after licking bull nipples but now it is commonplace to use the phrase as a feeling of extreme happiness and excitement

“The gru is rising” bill said after sinking a scrumptious three from the corner

by Ottoman Empire enjoyer August 2, 2022

The Gru mode

The Gru mode is a state of being one can maybe achive at pivotal moments where they can proform superhuman feats. It was first shown when in the movie despicable me where Gru enters this god-like mode to dodge several sub sonic missiles and one punch a shark to save his adopted kids Agnes, Margo and Edith from Vector.

Boy 1: How did he beat us there were 10 of us vs just him!
Boy 2: Yeah and he beat all of us in less then a minute!
Boy 3: We had no chance we should of ran after he entered the Gru mode.

by Sir_Keith September 21, 2022

asta gru

a woman who has godly pussy

jeff: dude… just fucked with sarah… she has that asta gru, fr fr no cap

by mariusgalaxystudio August 2, 2022

Magma Gru

The less you know the better

Magma Gru is coming after you

by Wyote100 August 15, 2022

The Gru

When a man sticks his nose in a Woman's Vagina and his tongue in her anus while giving her head. Named after the character from despicable me due to his very famous and very long phallic nose

"My boyfriend did the gru on me last night and it left my legs shaking for hours"

by IamHomeless69 January 31, 2024