Baby Groomer

Jeffery Epstein was a baby groomer.

Novice dog groomers sometimes think of themselves as baby groomers, but hey please don’t Epstein my dog but do express his anal glands.

by Damnit Janet March 24, 2022

Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.

Does your poop groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022

Groomer

To groom the kids in our life to be:

Accepting of themselves and others.

Autonomous thinkers.

Cognizant of the critical importance of consent.

Believers in the power of faith, hope, and love, with the greatest of these being love.

"Yes, I'm a groomer. At least, I strive to be." author Suzanne DeWitt Hall

by author Suzanne DeWitt Hall May 2, 2022

Shit the groomer

This sex is so hard that she involuntarily shits, and the defecation creeps up her pubic hair.

I was banging my girlfriend so hard she shit the groomer. She had crap up all and down her pubic hair.

by The Sleeze Disease November 19, 2025

Groomer

Traditional meaning: an adult who seeks to gain the trust of an underage person by manipulation with the goal of entering an inappropriate, sexual relationship.

New meaning: LGBTQ people, their supporters, anyone in favor of better sex education in schools, or just about anyone conservatives don't like.

Disney's new movie has a character with a crush on another boy! Bunch of Groomers!

by LeftistScum January 22, 2023

Groomer

Someone who mods HOI4 or actively participates on the HOI4 Modding Community

"Yikes theres Drama on the HOI4 Subreddit"
"Groomers?"
"Yup "

by DumbAl September 26, 2020

groomer

sydney chandler

sydney chandler is a groomer

by bluebanisters May 7, 2022