A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.
by x_zOdiAc.SiGnS._x May 19, 2020
Ariana Grande’s nickname 👍😌
by buggetha fanpage November 28, 2020
A person who is normally always high, uses all natural earth like products and foods, and enjoys earth dances when the sun rises and sets.
by Nursie93 February 25, 2017
Activities usually enjoyed by one or group of granola people together. These activities include hammocking, slacklining, rock climbing, listening to underground bands, playing the guitar and ukulele, playing catch with a frisbee and hacky sacking, and lastly, sleeping. All of these activities are enjoyed outside, where the granolas like to group up(usually the activity starts with only 3 people, then more granolas join in)
Tim, "where are you guys at?"
Sam, "were at the lake doing granola sports"
Tim, "sounds like fun, I'll be there soon!"
Sam, "were at the lake doing granola sports"
Tim, "sounds like fun, I'll be there soon!"
by Bargle monster roob November 09, 2012
by raira November 16, 2010
by Vanalia Viking August 01, 2018
"I totally granola bared with Stacey last night."
"Chris was obviously granola baring on the phone last night."
"Chris was obviously granola baring on the phone last night."
by lolpinapples69 August 14, 2011