granola boyfriend

A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.
“I decided I want a granola boyfriend.” “Why?”
by x_zOdiAc.SiGnS._x May 19, 2020
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Ariola Granola

Ariana Grande’s nickname 👍😌
Ermahgerd are you listening to Ariola Granola??
by buggetha fanpage November 28, 2020
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granola stoner

A person who is normally always high, uses all natural earth like products and foods, and enjoys earth dances when the sun rises and sets.
The granola stoner was up at 6am dancing with the sun rise and smoking his weed.
by Nursie93 February 25, 2017
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granola sports

Activities usually enjoyed by one or group of granola people together. These activities include hammocking, slacklining, rock climbing, listening to underground bands, playing the guitar and ukulele, playing catch with a frisbee and hacky sacking, and lastly, sleeping. All of these activities are enjoyed outside, where the granolas like to group up(usually the activity starts with only 3 people, then more granolas join in)
Tim, "where are you guys at?"
Sam, "were at the lake doing granola sports"
Tim, "sounds like fun, I'll be there soon!"
by Bargle monster roob November 09, 2012
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Grumpy Granola

What has been eaten by someone who is being particularly grumpy.
by raira November 16, 2010
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Granola Hoe

Promiscuous girl that likes to hike, camp, or just hang out in the forrest or wooded area.
My buddy and me ran up on some granola hoes in the woods and had a really good time camping.
by Vanalia Viking August 01, 2018
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Granola Baring

"I totally granola bared with Stacey last night."

"Chris was obviously granola baring on the phone last night."
by lolpinapples69 August 14, 2011
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