A person who will cut you up just to steal the laces from your shoes. The person will resemble a homeless man.
man 1 Hey what happened to your shoes, were are your laces
man 2 I ran into the Gibby Stabber, he took my money and my shoe laces.
man 2 I ran into the Gibby Stabber, he took my money and my shoe laces.
by gibby stabber January 23, 2010

by ReligiousKittens April 17, 2019

by supercoooo' October 18, 2010

He is really cool and all the best looking ladies love him. He is intelligent and wears a backwards hat. Haters like Riley are jealous of this awesome boy. He is also an awesome friend. :)
by 12StepKid May 23, 2019

Posh n rich. Also how the fuck does he get his hands on so many crisps and popcorn chicken. Probably due to the shite sleep schedule.
by mjhey August 3, 2020

He is the fattest big boy you will ever see. he has blond hair and a big stomach. He is over 250 pounds and isnt a good pitcher. he can barely hit and or run. Every time he runs he causes an earthquake.
Ovrall he sucks at baseball and isnt a good man.
Ovrall he sucks at baseball and isnt a good man.
by Ross178 February 14, 2020

by Borat63 March 30, 2021
