gherkin stab

when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
I was eating lunch the other day when all of the sudden i was the victim of a gherkin stab from some fag.
by herbicyde September 08, 2008
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Gherkin slurper

A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.
yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards
by Victor Davenport August 18, 2016
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