Package Peakin Wiener Gazer

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.

"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."

by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009

Rose Cheeked Baby Gazer

The Rosy Cheeked Baby Gazer is an extremely rare animal, defined by it's bright pink cheeks, soft plump lips, round nostrils, and hair that is long, soft and blonde.

It has a very innocent stare, typical of most cute animals. There is currently only one in captivity, name Kacey, in the highlands of Scotland

Wow ... that Rose Cheeked Baby Gazer is the most adorable thing i've ever seen!

by Greenlover55 July 14, 2016

Tool Gazer

A man in a men’s room at a urinal who is checking out the guy next to him.

I tried to piss but this tool gazer wouldn’t let up.

I admit, I am a tool gazer.

by Kateazer October 28, 2023

chow gazer

In basic training a chow gazer is one who takes food from the mess hall and hides it in his locker.

Look what we've got here, (as the drill instructor opens the unlocked foot locker) we have a chow gazer.

by The military boot July 19, 2017

pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.

You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!

by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021

star gazer

An insult to African Americans as the slaves used the north star to escape

That star gazer is in my way!

by melonmuncherchickenbonesucker May 24, 2022

Gazer

A chill person that seems like there not listening but actually are.

Bro I don’t think he herd me ( no he did he’s just a gazer”.

by Drippystyle’s May 31, 2021