Gaff Bash

A house party or pissup

Dat gaff bash last night was sick bruv!

by O J3 J3 Y July 06, 2009

Gaff Gown

Basically a dressing gown, just sounds better

Gonna go and chill in my Gaff Gown

by CrackinBanter February 01, 2019

gaff cape

superior word for dressing gown or house coat, gaff, meaning house, and cape, meaning a part of a longer coat that falls below the neckline.

person 1: am away to put my gaff cape on

person 2: aw sound mate catch

by KayleighMacd March 10, 2020

gaffe machine

Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden

I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...

by Hank Moody 57 September 26, 2020

gaff off

to procrastinate or otherwise avoid doing work; to be lazy

When are you going to quit gaffing off and file those casreps?

by Craig 'Pags' Paganucci January 19, 2004

free gaff

Crazy party that is held when some1s parents go out of town and every1 comes over and drinks themselves in2 stupors!!

Hey my parents are going away to seychelles tomorrow lets have a free gaff!!

by Robert O'Connell-Kilroy August 03, 2005

gaff off

To ignore a person / task.
Where it comes from: A gaff is a long pole with a hook on the end used to land fish or to keep them away (like a shark, for example).

"I'm going to gaff off visiting my grandmother this weekend."
"I was supposed to meet Britney at the movies tonight, but I gaffed her off."

by PaddyNT March 25, 2006