butt fungus

A disease of the ass

Brandon has butt fungus and he can't get any dates!!!!

by brandon dinglehoff November 18, 2005

fungus of the cungus

An "infection" caused when your cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don't want kissing it.

Jayma: Damn, I cut myself shaving my legs!
Michaela: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Jayma: No! I'll get fungus of the cungus!

by jm6789 May 31, 2012

victor fungus

Blackened toejam, dark crusty feet
Feet smelling just like ammonia

Muddy Lee took off his work boots 🥾 and stunk up the whole entire house 🏠.. It was immediately determined his dawgs👣 had victor fungus.. peew👃 Gott Dayuuuuuum!!

by King Pheremones 🔥 April 16, 2021

DeLancey fungus

A fungus grown in between the genitals and rectum known to cause intense burning and cysts.

I didn’t wash my butt for a week and got DeLancey fungus. It hurts.

by Let it breath and You’ll die May 30, 2019

Tree-Fungu

To call somebody Tree-Fungu means to call them a smelly hippie. A Tree-Fungu is a person with a distinct odor and is possibly in a cult. The plural of Tree-Fungu is Tree-Fungus.

"The place was full of Tree-fungus."

by ben and holly May 05, 2022

penis fungus

When you jerk off all over your hands and the sperm gets in your pubes.//Connors Kink

Of crap I got some penis fungus!

by Mojo Pogo August 14, 2017

fungus fangs

Petrified incisors in ones oral cavity, with a sludge type material that oozes between the facial labium.

e.g. looks like a person who chewed saltines crackers and didn't swallow

She suffers from fungus fangs.

by mamaanderson March 18, 2015