Fuck and duck

When someone has sex with another person but then after the experience avoids all contact with that person.

His dick was so small, he keeps texting me but i think i'm gonna pull a fuck and duck.

by toomuchsass November 22, 2015

Fuck A Duck

A word used when one is extremely pissed off.

"You what?!! You ran over my mother?!!!-FUCK A DUCK!!"

by Derrick S. April 21, 2003

Go Fuck a Duck

A great phrase that can be used to get people to shut up, and it ryhmes!

Teacher: "Why didn't you do your homeworck?"
Person: "Go fuck a duck"

by John F K May 24, 2005

Let's fuck this duck

A phrase meaning to get something done that has either been an irritant or a large task. A synonym of "Let's do this."

I have a term paper due tommorrow, let's fuck this duck.

by LouisianaBob May 31, 2010

Fuck a duck in a truck

A phrase used by someone that is surprised by something or someone.

1) Fuck a duck in a truck that girls hot!
2) Dude did you just see that car get hit?! Fuck a duck in a truck!

by Asksomeonewhocares April 14, 2014

Fuck a duck

In victorian times a man would get pleasure from sticking his john thomas up a duck, turkey or goose's rear end, whilst his dearest held it between her legs, and when the old chap was ready to shot his treacle the lady would cut the birds throat

Fuck a Duck. is not sheep shagging

by nobby foreskin March 7, 2010

fuck lucky duck

a very lucky situation either in the past or presently happening.

Yesterday was so fuck lucky duck. There was a test that I totally forgot I had. I guessed on every one and got an A.

by TWAJW February 5, 2010