Hop off the freight train

Get off the unit of a man.

*Girl jumps on boyfriend ready for sex*
Boyfriend: “Ughhhh hop off the freight train”

by The_OG_freight_trainer March 06, 2020

chicago freight train

When 3 people all of different genders insert their feet into each other’s mouths causing throw up then puke is shoved into a conform and swallowed whole. super nutritious

i just watched them do a chicago freight train in the back of the classroom

by wankerwankerouch December 30, 2018

Anaconda Squeeze/Freight Train Cum

The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!

John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.

While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!

by Cougar Sport Killer February 19, 2011

Freight trained

When an individual takes an abundant amount of controlled substances at once, the substances hitting their system is often compared to getting hit by a Freight Train

"How many edibles did Becca take?"

"She took 10, she wanted to get Freight Trained"

by The_nyxie July 03, 2024

Freight Train

A freight train is a hockey player that is so strong and aggressive that they completely run over anybody who gets in their way. A freight train will not only lay you out when you have the puck but also run you over if you try to get in their way or hit them when they have possession.

Guy 1 - "Dude, Ben is laying out their whole team."
Guy 2 - "I know, buddy's a fucking freight train."

by SunnyB31 August 10, 2024

Freight Train

When you're so ugly your face will make a Freight Train take a dirt road.

Bro. My girlfriend can pull nice head but her face would make a Freight Train take a dirt road.

My grandma said Marie's face would make a Freight Train take a dirt road, then a dirt NAP.

by ARsithuldore April 06, 2021

freight malfunction

when a scalywag says you have freight ready to pickup and she calls it in, but when they get there to pickup, the freight isn't even on the dock.

We have had a slight freight malfunction and will be ready late this evening.

by brkavich June 07, 2010