forking

It is exactly like cuddling but the big spoon is pressing his boner into the little spoon till it turns into more than cuddling.

Do you wanna cuddle then maybe get to forking?

by bigmouthedcurry April 5, 2015

taste the forks

What a real australian would do to somebody who was insulting them, instead of giving them the american "middle finger". The expression "taste the forks" normally accompanies the tradition two fingers, and can be repeted many times to gain desired effect. It means in true definiton Get fucked

I was walking down the street and some westie hicks drove by and one stuck his head out of the car and screamed "hey blondie youze is ugly". I was then obliged to scream "taste the forks" and erected my two fingers to them. They then got out of there car and beat me for hours, and then shoved my "forks" up my arse and ran off.

by Master Apps September 3, 2005

Fork cartel

The fork cartel is a dangerous mob gang that has long been trying to force us to use dangerous forks when we eat our watermelons.

Bob: i almost used used a fork to eat water melon.

Tom Willot: DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN YOU FORK CARTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BKsav November 16, 2012

Fork of Shame

The fork you have to ask for in an Asian restaurant when you don't know how to use chopsticks. Usually presented on a white napkin with an accompanying look of pity.

I can't take anyone out for Dim Sum on a first date because i would have to ask for the fork of shame.

by Skuldseidhr April 13, 2015

Fork That Waffle

A phrase developed during a live show by a hyper kid named Nick aka "TheMagicalSeaOfNick". It was originally a modified version of FTW (For The Win) and has been spread around the youtube community. The phrase "Fork That Waffle" is now used hundreds of times a day.

Random Guy- I just won one million dollars
Random Guy2- one million dollars, FTW!
Random Guy- YAH! Fork That Waffle.

by SillyGuy86 July 24, 2009

African Forklift

The result of when a women gets on her knees to pull your pants down and as they are lowering the sudden release of pantaloon pressure springs up your penis into the womans eye. As she flys backwords from such a force, the male puts his hands on his waist, arches his back and laughs towards the heavens.

Tell me what you want me to do bajoomba

behbee, i want you to suck my cock..(chuckles)

Pooosh! OUCH, AHAHAHAHHAHAHA AFRICAN FORKLIFT BITCH!

by Jesse Politis February 9, 2006

Alaska funk fork

When one inserts a three pronged eating tool into one’s own rectum

Dude, I really need an Alaska funk fork

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhh oooooo November 10, 2018