forklift

dannys girlfriend... a literal forklift

hey guys i got married to forklift

by forklift_dannys girlfriend June 8, 2021

Forklift Driver

King of the warehouse. Sits there all day and cracks the whip on fellow coworkers. Much like rulers of ancient Egypt he is a god and not to be disobeyed. You dislike his arrogance but need him to move heavy objects at the same time. Call your forklift driver. Work smarter not harder.

Oh Johnny we better get back to work here comes Damon our forklift driver and hes in charge today.

Hey forklift driver can you come move this heavy pallet for me I am weak af and have a fragile body.

Janey: OMG forklift driver your my hero!!!!
Damon: Oh yeah I got balls of steel on this forklift. May I have your number Janey.

by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024

Forklift

When you put a fist in the vagina and the anus at the same time and raise her up.

Hey I forklifted Becky last night and she squealed like a pig!

by Dirtybird716 December 31, 2018

forklift olympics

A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...

Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!

by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017