Irish Foreplay

Yelling "BRACE YOURSELF!" to your partner seconds before insertion.

Patrick and I were outside smoking at Beth's wedding, and he just yelled "BRACE YOURSELF, KATHLEEN!!!", lifted my bridesmaids dress, and now I am pregnant...again...Damn Irish Foreplay!

by Stoutwalker February 28, 2011

foreplay

Shit Rachel Maddow does to get you hyped about viewing Trump's unreleased tax returns, only to tune in to find out the forms aren't even from last year, and she's only got ONE set from 12 years ago. In other words, Rachel Maddow's idea of giving the public blueballs about Trump's tax returns.

Rachel Maddow failed to interest a new audience by engaging in viewership foreplay on Twitter, only to lead to a massive, public letdown the minute the program aired.

by pollytafak March 14, 2017

Dolphin Foreplay

The act of, um, foreplay for dolphin gang bang sessions. dolphin penis. The minimum number of dolphins to human ratio during dolphin foreplay is 2:1.

They use their snouts to touch each other and stuff. Sea World is full of Dolphin Foreplay. The Sea World exhibit...

by leukippos October 5, 2011

forepaw

What cats do just prior to sex.

Dude - "What are your cats doing?"
Chick - "Oh, they're just giving each other forepaw."

by SpiritBear February 6, 2013

foreplay

wearing slip on vans

a little foreplay while we go out for a stroll

by humandictionary2 December 12, 2022

Pig foreplay

Sticking a pigs moms bacon inside the Childs ass

I heard farmer brown gave charlottes little pig buddy a pig foreplay sesch
Tots!

by Jayz angus June 28, 2011

Mosquito Foreplay

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.

Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014