When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.
"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."
"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."
"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."
by jeffdhall April 9, 2009
Get the floppy muffinmug. A term that can be both an adjective and a noun. It typically refers to boys dicks in a negative way, but also can be used to describe boys in a negative way as a whole. Similar to limp noodle boy.
by Gabaya Alderidge December 13, 2018
Get the Floppy Arnoldmug. When a guy has half a boner, but it is not all the way hard. Girls, if this happens to your mate, you better step it up bitches.
by Furry Faggot November 19, 2010
Get the Floppy Hammermug. When a woman is on her knees pleasuring four men simultaneously from her ass, her mouth, as well as her left and right hand. Because she doesn't have her hands on the floor for leverage, this uncoordinated act resembles a gagging eagle in flight flapping it's wings struggling for balance.
As an act of true patriotism the drunk skank choked on his toy soldier while three other troops skewered that floppy eagle from every direction.
by Mark Geezee January 16, 2007
Get the Floppy Eaglemug. when you have a 3.5 inch, 1.44 mb pre-formatted, double sided, high density wang with 135 tracks per inch. if you experience problems, call technical support. please, treat your floppy disk with respect. it's a very technical piece of equipment.
by Estafon September 27, 2005
Get the floppy diskmug. by Mr. Kill August 2, 2007
Get the Mr. Floppymug. by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016
Get the walking floppymug.