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Cajun Firecracker 

The act of disemboweling a fish, rubbing its innards all over one's erect penis alongside copious amounts of chili paste and celery, and then giving a woman head while moaning in french.
Guy 1: "Man, I gave that girl one killer of a Cajun Firecracker last night!"
Guy 2: "That sounds nice and spicy, dude."

Alaskan Firecracker

It is when you shit and ejaculate on a girl's vagina. You proceed to make her queef, and the force will push the cum and the shit in an explosion, like a firecracker.
For the 4th of July, I think I'm gonna give Shelly an Alaskan Firecracker.

russian firecracker 

The act of pouring paprika on your penis, and then being on the reciving end of oral intercourse.
Dude I totally gave that bitch a russian firecracker

Napoleon Firecracker 

A wanna-be Napoleon, after the title character, Napoleon Dynamite, as played by Jon Heder in the movie.
Did you see that Napoleon Firecracker run his bike off that silly-ass little ramp on the sidewalk?

Alaskan Firecracker

When a girl is on her menstral cycle and she fills a condom with blood. Freezez it and then uses it as a dildo. Then eats the frozen blood afterwords
Wow, you know Tray watched his sister make an Alaskan Firecracker? How sick!

Floridian Firecracker 

The act of putting a firecracker in the girl's asshole, then fucking her in the pussy.
"I gave your sister a Floridian Firecracker the other night, our bed caught on fire!"